video description, 2025-03-13
Why doesn’t the most popular computer of all time have a better version of the most popular game of all time? We’re not going to answer that question in this video, but we are going to propose solutions, so that our children and our children’s children don’t have to live in a world where Pac-Man and the Commodore 64 do not live in harmony, side-by-side on my piano keyboard oh lord why don’t we….. I don’t know why you don’t, Paul, but Stevie, Paul is cheating on you with Michael Jackson, and to a lesser extent, Michael’s sister. You thought you were the only one he was dueting with? Why, heavens no, and I’ve got the music video to prove it! But it wasn’t just Say Say Say. No… Paul even guested on The Girl is Mine, right there in plain sight on Side A of Thriller! How dare you flaunt it so callously, Paul? How dare you? It’s crazy to think those two powerhouses were both making music in the 60s and wouldn’t meet until years later though. If I had to pick a favorite Beatles song, it’d probably be Side 2 of Abbey Road. If I had to pick a favorite Jackons song, it would probably be the one narrated by that deep voice boy, where they’re all giants and they’re peppering gleam all over everyone’s heads to make the world a better place.