video description, 2024-12-29
Last year’s video got 144 views, which isn’t remotely worth the agony of playing. Let’s see if we can get that number down to double digits this year, something that makes me even more apathetic about the state of things and prompts me to shut down the channel altogether. Come on, Trent. We can do this. All you have to do is not watch. Close your eyes or cover them with your hands or the hands of a loved one. Google watches you pleasure yourself anyway, so they’ll probably see your eyes are covered and deduct a view. Good riddance, view! And good riddance to this series and this channel.
I’m only kidding. I would never do that to you, especially since you’ve been stricken with blindness. Self-inflicted, easily remedied hands-over-the-eyes blindness, but still.