video description, 2022-10-25
In this game some Dracula or something like that sunk his teeth into Survivor co-founder Jim Peterik just as he was about to sing Urgent which as you know is a Foreigner song but Jim couldn’t remember which band was which so they had to hire a tiger and zoom in on its eye but every time the cameraman got too close the tiger would kill him and nobody told the cameraman that the camera had one of those zoom lenses so he would run up to the tiger each time and each time the tiger would kill him but luckily this only happened once of course because he was already dead after the first time so they decided to pull him on a string I mean his dead body you know pull it on the end of a string with the camera in his hands except not in the hands of the string you know just tie this poor dead cameraman to the end of a string and rest the running camera on his chest and run toward that tiger with the camera and cameracorpse on the end of that string and then wouldn’t you know it every single time the guy running with the string would run right smack into that tiger and get killed by it.
The moral of the story? Co-found Foreigner instead.