video description, 2025-03-07
As I write this, I’m listening to the soothing sounds of the Seeburg 1000 background music streaming radio station. I can’t recommend it highly enough. All the way up to the top? Still not enough! You may think me a stern taskmaster, but I like to think of myself as a Howard Stern taskmaster. Tote that barge, Howard Stern! Lift that bail! And when you’re done, eat some taskmuenster. Yes, Taskmuenster—the indentured servitude cheese, preferred by 6 out of 3 servitudinal indentities. Your body needs calcium for strong bones and constipation for having an excuse not to tote that barge or lift that bail because you’ve been on the toilet for hours, trying to pass another death star through the sarlac pit. Just don’t sit on the toilet too long after you’re finished, or Boba Fett may go up in there. Boba Fett here being a metaphor for pin worms. I told you not to eat out of the sandbox, Cad Bane and Aurra Sing, or Boba Fett will go up in there. Oh well, c’est la vie. Brian Wilson kept a piano in his sandbox. Did you know that? I wonder if pin worms contributed to his first emotional breakdown or the second one that brought his SMiLE progress to a halt and deprived the world of one of what might have been the greatest record of the 1960s. What it didn’t deprive the world of was the Seeburg 1000 background music streaming station. Give it a listen and tell me in the comments what to think. You Robin Quivers taskmistress, you!