video description, 2025-08-18
This video’s release was delayed because I hadn’t written a description yet. Well, I’ve written it now, haven’t I? Hmm, yes, well. That’ll show it. That’ll show it not to mess with the likes of Theodore J. Poughkeepsake. Not to be confused with Alan J. Pakula, but yes to be confused with Scottan J. Bakula, starring Dean Stockwell as the Boy with the Green Hair. The first anti-war protester. Green hair means don’t put. Yes, don’t put war. Instead, put green hair. Child actor Dean Stockwell was in a number of other movies, like the one Ricky Nelson was in instead of him, where Ricky Nelson wasn’t old enough for Leslie Caron until he took some grown-up juice and now he was old enough. It was Big before Big. Well anyway, remember child actor Dean Stockwell’s performance in that? If you do, well done. Because there wasn’t one. At least not by Dean Stockwell. I think he was too busy loading up at the craft services table. Stockwell was survived by his dog, his dad, his dag and his pogs. He’ll forever be remembered as the best part of Blue Velvet. The craft services table was survived by grownup actor Dean Stockwell, and will forever be remembered as the blest bloart of green hairvet, the anti-blue war boy.