video description, 2025-03-04
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the world of BurgerTime, where you play the strapping young restaurateur, Jonathan BurgerTime, as he travels to a time when burgers roamed the earth, constructing a vast array of ladders in order to see over the heads of their schoolmates, who were held back several years and consequently much taller than the other meat patties in their grade. Witness the startling peppering of… Hey, I’m breaking the fourth wall right now to tell you that You Still Believe In Me from Pet Sounds is stuck in my head. The “I wanna cry” row-row-row-your-boat circular ending of that song is magnificent. Magnificent, I tell you. Alright. Go make a meat patty out of yourself and see over your own head. Meat Patty Hearst. “Oh hi, Ms. Hearst, it looks like you’re being kidnapped at the moment. Just let me know when you’re all-the-way kidnapped and can we resume this meating at your earliest inconvenience.”