video description, 2022-11-01
This time, Rupert, we’re sacking the Christmas thumbie. I’m sorry, Rupert, but Halloween thumbie just doesn’t have the right ring to it, so I’m going to insist we call it the Christmas thumbie. In point of fact, not being the Christmas thumbie was the very reason we’ve sacked it, Rupert. Rupert, are you listening to me?
Bonnie, Rupert appears to be dead. What’s that, dear? Oh no, I don’t think we need an ambulance. Maybe a fire truck, as he appears to be on fire. Bonnie, do you suppose that had anything to do with his death? Appearing to be on fire?
Why, I appear to be on fire now as well. Do you think my appearing to be on fire has anything to do with actually being on fire, Bonnie?
The parts of me that appear on fire also seem to be in grievous pain, Bonnie. Do you think they truly ARE in pain? Because I’m planning to scream, you know, Bonnie, but I don’t wish to do so without good reason.