video description, 2020-06-26
This playthrough features my new hit single, “Sydney Hunter is Here to Stay.” Please call your local radio station and ask them to play it. Then tell them to call you back and tell you whether they played it or not because–let’s be honest–nobody listens to radio any more, which exonerates you from having to listen to the guy when he calls to tell you that no, in fact, he did not play it. That’s when you start singing it to him and demand that he put you on the air that very instant. Not that anyone will hear you. Hell, you may already be on the air when he calls you. Since nobody is listening, why, it may be YOU who was the radio station all along, and the person you thought was the radio station person, the person you called, was actually… oh, I’ve lost interest in this description.