video description, 2020-05-15
Starflight, not to be confused with SlarFtight, is really just your parents dressed up as a spaceship for Christmas pretending to give you presents because they don’t want to take credit for turning you into the spoiled brat you are and because they want to practice lying to you so that they’ve mastered the art by the time you start asking questions about their mistresses and misters, respectively. Starflight can be played by up to one player and features such hits as Do You Know the Way To San The Moon and some other stupid BS dad joke title that I can’t be bothered to come up with.