video description, 2020-07-17
Oh! My little cheese toast… I love you with all of my heart. But sadly it can never be. Our respective governments would never approve of this union. This union of cheese and toast. I’ll have to scrape my top teeth along the toast, peeling off the cheese into my mouth and de-escalating the tension that exists between our respective governments. If only the cheese people would send an emissary to the people of toast as a signifier of a continued partnership between their two nations, we might be able to achieve a lasting peace, a treaty whereby all the people of cheese and all the toastmen hold hands and gather around the Sacred Oven of Unity, set to Custom Broil, and each people’s sacrificial lamb is blessed with the Pepper Shaker of Anointing before being purified in the cleansing flames of Lake Minnetonka… That ain’t Lake Minnetonka. RIP, Prince Rogers Nelson.