video description, 2020-05-09
Road Redemption has to apply a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory face cream every night or else it’ll be eaten by the attorney with whom it had made the face cream bloodpact. As I type this there are chupacabra noises emanating from the out of doors, just outside my window. Now I’m not saying it’s an actual chupacabra making these noises, but whatever it is, it’s doing a helluva chupacabra impersonation.