video description, 2020-05-11
Road Rash is similar to other rashes in that it is best treated by the liberal application of ointment. Which ointment, you ask? That’s a wonderful question; I’m glad you asked. But I’m afraid you don’t win the all-expense paid holiday because you forgot to phrase your question in the form of your dad’s question, the correct answer to which is wrong, forfeiting the holiday, the racing stripes, the sealing wax, and the seal that you need to apply it. Only seals may apply this wax, and that’s because they’ve unionized. They’ve also onionized, which led them to caramelize. Their UK cousins across the pond opted rather to caramelise, but the result is the same in both instances. Grilled Onions, served on a bed of iceberg lettuce courtesy of the Ricky von Cheeseburger Factory, LLC. Don’t nobody ever read the descriptions. If you have, though, send me a secret letter to my username at gmail and let me know how proud of you you think I should be.