video description, 2013-10-18
In this video we discuss the very excellent me getting mauled by a bear, released from the zoo and the orphanage in 1993 to great acclaim. The bear, fresh from the orphanage, toddled right over to the zoo that I’d just been released from, introduced itself, and then mauled me with all the zeal and earnest of a fresh-off-the-farm zealot named Earnest. Earnest Ze-a-lot, for those of you scoring at home.