video description, 2021-11-01
As I type this, it’s 12:30 on Monday, November 1. What does this mean for you, the viewer? It means that I need you to be best friends with me. I’m having a hard time being clever because I’m jet lagged, and right now it feels like all my energy is leaking out through those parts of my face we in television refer to as the cheeks. You might have heard of the cheeks. That’s where Reynold carries the nuts he’s hoping to store for winter. But old Mr. Cadash-Cadaver down at the bank won’t give poor Reynold the necessary safe deposit box. I don’t know why. Maybe old Mr. Cadash-Cadaver is bigoted against chipmunks. Whatever the case, no safe deposit box for you, ethnic-slur-for-chipmunk. Dude, just call him Reynold. Do you have any idea how many nuts he’s able to hold in his cheeks? Upwards of one. If that doesn’t earn your respect, I don’t know what will.