video description, 2022-08-24
I’m not even going to mention the software I’m taking a look at here because heaven forbid an actual member of the program’s target demographic were to tune in for this crap.
Also, consider those among you who bother to read the comments officially warned about the oversharing in this video. It contains a graphic depiction of the traumatic experience I underwent the morning of its posting. For a full refund, write to: Burrell’s Transcripts, PO Booboo Leeleelee H9792, please include a self-addressed stamped self, the self-same self that’s your own self. Stamp yourself, address yourself to yourself, and then mail yourself. When the recipient opens the package, tell him you want a full refund. That’ll be Burrell, and he won’t know what the hell you’re talking about because he’s just a lowly transcriptionist, transcribing booboo and leelee* day after miserable day as he slowly claws his way up Mount Decrepitude, off whose cliff we must all inevitably plummet, into the merciful embrace of nonexistence.
*Burrell considers transcription of the third lee a waste of his talents.