video description, 2019-06-19
I captured the video at 480 interlaced. I’m sure it’ll look terrible, but what do you want from me? I’m not your servant. Oh wait, yes I am. I am your humble servant. If I was a bee I’d be your bumble servant. As it is, I’m Aunt Bee from the Andy Griffith Show, and if you think I’m going to give you the recipe for my prize-winning pickles, you’ve got another think… Okay, it’s gasoline. The secret ingredient is gasoline. I don’t soak the pickles in it so much as I just drink a gallon or so as the judges are approaching my table. Then they’re so intimidated that they give me the pickle prize out of sheer terror of my wrath. My mome wrath. It outgrabes, you know.