video description, 2021-10-21
That’s a good point, Rupert, and I’m glad you brought it up. Why is it that the FLYING buttresses are the only buttresses that get any measure of recognition in this town? Unsung are the standing on one leg buttress, the overslept, missed its Monday meeting and is now fired from its accounting job at the toe stub factory buttress, the buttress that began to panic because it can’t breathe but later realized it didn’t need to in the first place since it’s only a buttress, the time is running out for me to finish this video description so I can go to Safeway and get some more half-n-half for my coffee buttress, the also remember to get seltzer while you’re there buttress. Why, I hear there’s even a buttress that has diarrhoea! My mistake. It was a buttOCK that has diarrhoea. Yes, just the one buttock. Your guess is as good as mine as to how it manages such an impressive feat without a second buttock or any of the other accoutrements needed to practice the diarrhoeal arts. But there it was, a single buttock, spraying diarrhoea all over the rest of us at that toe stub factory Monday accounting meeting. Some days you wish you’d just overslept and missed work altogether. All of us who attended the meeting that Monday wound up getting fired for being covered in diarrhoea anyway. And who do you think they hired to replace us? BUTTRESSES! I swear, these damn buttresses, they come to this country, they don’t bother to learn the language, don’t bother to get covered in diarrhoea, and then they take our maximum wage jobs away from hard-working, diarrhoea-covered accountants who are beginning to panic because they can’t breathe but later realize they don’t need to breathe in the first place since they’re only accountants.