video description, 2019-10-02
Keystone Kapers, also kalled Flinders rose, is a perennial plant that bears rounded, fleshy leaves and large white to pinkish-white flowers. The plant is best known for the edible flower buds, often used as a seasoning, and the fruit, both of which are usually konsumed pickled. The Keystone variety of this plant has a mustache and a nightstick, the self-same nightstick that the gaggle of baby seals used to club it to death every morning right before supper. This practice ceased once the seals pooled their gold for a daystick, which they then used to club it back to life every evening after breakfast.