video description, 2022-08-12
This Vishnu-forsaken piece of video has been sitting dormant on my phone for the last several months, but now, just like the cicada that is its spirit animal, it has hatched and is ready to come up to the surface, only to be eaten by a predator whose spawning cycles have evolved to match that of its most sought-after prey—this video. Let us bow our heads and prey: O video, we come to evolve our spawning cycles so that every 17 years, just when you’re hoping to come to the surface and begin your life, we are also coming to the surface and hoping to begin ending your life. Amen.
And now, brothers and sisters, this description has ended. You may go in peace to love and serve… an entrée of braised this video.