video description, 2020-07-03
Football Heroes Turbo was conveyed into the world via the phenomenon of parthenogenesis, meaning it had no father. There are some parthenode sharks and I believe there’s a frog parthenode or two, but they don’t associate with the shark ones. For one, if the sharks came to any dinner parties the frogs invited them to, they’d surely die. Have you ever seen a shark balance itself on a lilypad? They fall to their deaths every time. And by fall to their deaths, I mean land in the fresh water beneath the lilypads and succumb to whatever effects ordinarily befall saltwater creatures when exposed to fresh water. Some sharks have been known to get on rather well in fresh water, but I think they secretly found a discarded salt lick, and they just swim around that to evoke nostalgic feelings of home.