video description, 2020-06-12
Doom was a new type of steam engine invented in 1878 by Jedediah St. Meatspitoon, who later went on to die a horrific and bloody death in a tragic custard accident, and much much later went on to garner the distinction of being the first corpse with a mustache ever to win the Miss America pageant. Non-mustachioed corpses had been winning for years, you understand, but I, for one, think it’s high time that we gave some of the less pageant-worthy mustaches of the world the chance to attach themselves to the winning Miss America corpses.