video description, 2022-10-17
This is a photo editing session my friend and I collaborated on about a year ago over screen sharing. I was in Alaska and she was thousands of miles from Alaska. Why am I subjecting you to it? Because I haven’t bothered to record any Halloween content yet, so shut up. Just shut up. Just shut all the way up, and when you’ve found you can no longer shut any further than your current level of upness, keep shutting. Keep on shutting and shutting and, yes, even shutting. When you’re done shutting, you may retire to a small cottage where there will be punch served, and little cakes, oh those little diabetes cakes you love so much. There’s nothing like a moist little diabetes cake after a good hard shut.
You know who had diabetes was that Mary Tyler Moore. She caught it from Mary Tyler Somebodyelse. I had a crush on both of them. But don’t worry; I didn’t eat after them. That’s a surefire way to catch diabetes, if you ask me—eating moist cakes after both Maries Tyler Moore and Somebodyelse, respectively.