video description, 2019-06-22
The long-delayed second part of my Q&A video. Answering everything in one go would make for a really long video, so I’m splitting it into parts. And it appears I’m also waiting nine months between posts. Why? Because it’s in my contract that I must sire one child for every Answers video. These children will grow up to fight one another to the death with rubber spoons, and the winner among them will fulfill his or her destiny as The Chosen One. As the Chosen One, he or she will inherit a lifetime supply of rubber spoons, each containing a different savory delight that must be tasted, ranked and cataloged in our superior anarcho-syndicalist filing cabinets, hand-owned by their creators, with little regard for traditional hierarchical structures. These filing cabinets will then go on to fight one another to the life by siring children, and the winner among them will go on to fulfill his or her destiny as a lifetime supply of anarcho-delights, hand-savored by their spoons, with little regard for taste, rank or catalog number. Taste, rank and catalog number! Under the rules of the Geneva Convention, that’s all you’re compelled to give your wartime captors. Good, Chosen One, 3! It’s also the combination to launch the missiles, so try not to get captured.