video description, 2021-08-14
Oh PupTent, you can finally thank your lucky stars! Thank your lucky stars, PupTent, because Amalgamated Protuberance has finally released FOOTBUST 2.0. Yes, FOOTBUST 2.0 is the only herbicide guaranteed to contain levels of chloromoronofilthiquine sufficient to critically poison both humans and their pets. What this video lacks in Analog Anecdote execution (I was exhausted and lying in bed as I made it), it makes up for in Friendship Time cuteness. Also my artwork is so amazing that you should buy it at Christie’s auction house for eleventy zillions of dollars. Well, if you want a free one, you can email my username at gmail for a signed, numbered print, complete with fungible token. In fact, the token is so fungible it’s likely to have already been funged. Please be on the lookout for it. It looks invisible, exactly like I didn’t send you one. But rest assured: I didn’t. And now if you gentlemen will excuse me, I am going to pass right out.