Dark Castle for the Macintosh

video description, 2012-04-09

PacBilly.com, my micro.blog site, is the new home for all my silliest YouTube video descriptions. Also movie recommendations, if you’re into that sort of thing. It appears my very first video description worthy of the archive was posted on April 9, 2012, which also happened to be my brother’s 28th birthday. Enjoy.

Dark Castle was published for the Macintosh in 1986 by Silicon Beach software. Although ported to many other platforms, there is still no substitute for the original. This lies in stark contrast to my fourth grade teacher, Miss Giblets, for whom there was often a substitute, owing to her preoccupation with the having of babies and the selling of drugs. By fourth grade teacher I mean mother. By babies I mean me. And by drugs I mean meats and cheeses of every kind.

the video itself