video description, 2012-04-09
Beyond Dark Castle was published in 1987 by Silicon Beach Software. As beaches go, being made out of silicon isn’t all that impressive. Most beaches are made of it, which is to say that they’re made of sand, which is largely comprised of silicon. Other ingredients in sand are, in alphabetical order: Butter, Sour Cream, Capital Gains Tax, Character Actor Donald Meek, Molybdenum, Butter Jr., and Sand. This concludes our tour of the world’s beaches. Please keep your fingers clear of the snapping postcards but feel free to peruse the deadly giant crabs in our gift shop.